When your SAK West Coast Correspondent was but a wee boy in heavily starched Catholic school uniform, he spent his numerous detentions clapping erasers and wishing to someone else’s god that his teachers were just a little bit cooler. Does chewing gum in class really hurt anyone? And what exactly was wrong with engraving “AC/DC” on one’s desktop with the pointed edge of a compass? Had that graffito not righteously usurped the erroneous “Styx Rulz!” that some other student had so stridently etched on the same polished fiberboard?
It took a few years, but those after hours wishes have been answered in the form of Boat. D. Crane, who sings and plays guitar in the Seattle four-piece, makes his living as a junior high school English teacher, is happily married, and had to hire a substitute to watch his class while he and the band roadtripped down to Portland, San Francisco and Davis last week. Mild mannered teacher by day, mild mannered indie rocker by night, Crane’s creative outlets are the quirky, living room-recorded songs that he keeps secret from his students–and their potentially uncool parents.

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