Your SAK correspondent only loses when he schmoozes.

Your SAK correspondent goes out in Brooklyn searching for spectacle, no matter the kind.

Because you don’t have a mind of your own, your SAK Correspondent tells you what to do.

Your SAK correspondent goes somewhere else.

SAK, your semi-official blog for getting re-directed to The New York Press all the damn time. Now with My Bloody Valentine content.

Your SAK correspondent went with fellow Press cohort and photoblogger Jonny Leather to see Thee Oh Sees at Death By Audio on Sunday, and big JL did SAK proud with a lovely sequence of weirdo-tripped photos.

Your SAK correspondent helped make sure The New York Press Best Of Manhattan issue made a little less sense with several shout outs to some keepin’-it-real Brooklyn peeps.

Apart from the love for Entertainment4Every1 and Sleep When Dead NYC above, go here for SAK-penned picks for Best Local Rock Band (like you didn’t already know it was The So So Glos?) and Best DIY Venue (Schmarket Schmotel, of shcourse).

“Make us look good, eh?” -John Dwyer, Thee Oh Sees

Your SAK correspondent has a link to his Future Islands column, but feels there is no bloggy witticism able to compete with what is perhaps the most persuasive flyer of all time:

Also please note how ably this kicks his Future Islands Sincerity Thesis squarely in the teeth.

Your SAK correspondent finds it easier to rock with Golden Triangle amidst the fashions of Williamsburg than at Fashion Week.